We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this emergency episode of Refund Theater! Thinking of seeing this movie this weekend? Well Jacob has seen it and just had to get on the podcast horn to warn you all to save your hard earned money/time! This movie is a travesty the likes of which havent been seen in quite some time and our fearless host was shooting steam out of his ears as the huge audience around him applauded. Dont belive us? Go see it, and then come back or just go ahead and push play on this episode to spare you the heartbreak. The kingdom truly has fallen. Its JURASSIC WORLD FALLEN KINGDOM!!!
As our boys Jacob, Ben, and Dusty slumbered between episodes they were awoken by a sound. The sound of detuned electric guitars and angst ridden screaming rose them from their rest. They went outside and yelled at their neighbor for being such a Nu Metal jerk then proceeded to agree that this experience reminded them of something. Something from the past..... something ancient....... something from the year 2002. A film that amazingly got a theatrical release on the coattails of a tragedy. A sequel to a very well made vampire tale that deserved better than this. We deserve better than this.... this.... is..... QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!!!
Uh oh! Jacob and Dusty went with open arms to see a fine action romp, and while Dusty had a good time Jacob came out furious! Get ready as he tells you over and over what is wrong with every little detail of this prequel. Get ready for adventure, not too much excitement, and you might even find out how Han got the name SOLO!!!
Well whether they liked it or not the boys took a trip back to Burkittsville to look for the long dead star of the first film. You see its her brother that thinks she's alive for some reason so he grabs his multiple best friends and a million dollars worth of A/V gear to check it out! We relive the terror as these kids are slooooooowly swept into madness. You may not be able to open your eyes, but pop some earbuds in those ears and learn how to survive the BLAIR WITCH!!!
We made it. It is here. He is here. He meaning Thanos. Its been a long time coming and now the 19th Marvel movie is the biggest smash of all time. Expectations were high and met for most, including our very own disney cynic Ben! Dusty and Jacob dragged him to the local cinmea to face the hordes of disruptive children head on! And face them he did, but did he enjoy himself? Find out on this very special episode, its AVENGERS INFINITY WAR!!!
After Dusty mentioned that we should watch every Marvel movie again Jacob grabbed his wife Ashley and did just that. 18 movies later we rested, then we reconvened for a lengthy conversation about all things Marvel in anticipation of Avengers Infinity War. This series has a lot of ups and not many downs, especially when watched in sequence so we had a lot to talk about. Enjoy this very special episode as we gossip about the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!!!
Another Friday the 13th has come so that means the show must go on. Ben wasnt able to join us for this one so Jacob picked one he thought Dusty might actually get into. Telekinesis, campers, tent spikes, whats not to love!? So join us as we discuss a beloved or not so beloved entry in a beloved or not so beloved franchise! Its FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7 THE NEW BLOOD!!!
In this mini episode our fearless friend Randall from Dont Wake The Kids podcast has used his sleuthing skills to track down the star of Neil Breens Pass Thru. This is a very revealing insight into someone who has worked and sweated with Breen in all of his reptilian glory.
Well guys here it is. Weve been threatening to do another Neil Breen "film" for a while now and Randall from the DWTK podcast and his friend Tracy have made it happen. We thought Fateful Findings was a mess but a charming one, this "film" takes a step back into pure insane ineptitude. This is not even a movie, this is the inner workings of an insane mind hellbent on the destruction of the human race. We thought Breen was a Tommy Wissaeu type of charming the last time but we now know this is a dangerous man capable of creating what perhaps the most perplexing home movie of all time. So get ready to go down the path of madness with us as we dive headfirst back into the mind of Neil Breen and hope to come out clean on the other side of PASS THRU!!!
Well hello again! Welcome back! What? Last weeks depraved crappy movie didnt chase you away? Well good because have we got a treat for you. If you enjoyed our Samurai Cop episode this turns out to be by the same director! What does that mean?! Well it means smut, thats what it means. This film is pure smut. So watch it! Then get your earbuds on and hear us joke about all of the terrible smut you just witnessed. Its KILLING AMERICAN STYLE!!!