Week Three of Video Game Month finds the boys waxing nostalgic over the good old days when Street Fighter movies were enjoyable and had at least ONE Van Damme in them, as they put themselves through the ringer with this un-asked-for reboot starring Smallville's Squishface McCrier and Chris Klein as well as a cameo from some guy from the Black Eyed Peas. So grab a drink, sit back, and ask yourself "Isn't anyone going to help that man over there??!"
Week two of video game month is here! Sadly we had to watch this pile of swamp dung pulled from hells sewer and shoved into our eyes and ears. We have never seen such a drop from one movie to the next, this movie is BAD! So please bear with us as we attempt to maintain our sanity for long enough to discuss MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION!!!
Well here we are at the beginning of a listener funded month long spree of video game movies! And of course we cant kick off such a series without honoring the one that started it all, and it was pretty much all downhill from there! So strap on your jumpy boot things and grab your plumbing tools, were going down to the sewer with the SUPER MARIO BROS.!!!
Jacob takes Ben on a stroll down memory lane for the fourth film in a franchise he holds very dear to his heart. A twisted tale of revenge by a fish who was wronged by a family of human do gooders and vows to kill any of them as soon as they go into the ocean. This movie is ridiculous and everybody knows it but we dig deeper into it than anyone else ever has. Discover its deep story roots in the voodoo side plot that was for some reason cut from the movie, also discover some tragic news about one of the films stars. And as a special bonus Jacob gets his friend and fellow Jaws fanatic Adam Rupert Fisher (FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES, ORBS, ALL HUMAN) on the line to discuss his feelings on this cinematic failure. Its all here this week on Refund Theater! Join us for JAWS THE REVENGE!!!
Awesome-O-3000 is at it again with this Adam Sandler farce that Ben has dubbed "The worst movie we have ever done and the cause for aids"! Join us as we discuss this movies origins as a cover for the famed Al Pacino sex ring! Whats better is that Jacob laughed more times than Ben was comfortable with causing Ben to take him to movie court. You'll be seeing double with JACK AND JILL!!!
Dear Hollywood, STOP. It has gone too far, your creativity has diminished to the point of ridiculousness, STOP. No one should be forced to endure such crap yet you keep green lighting the worst ideas, STOP. If you continue these actions we the people will be forced to revolt against the industry we love so very much, STOP. So here you go Justin Peel, you donated and we watched. And now, welcome to the most annoyed our fair podcasters have ever been with a film (Until next week)! Its GODS OF EGYPT!!!
The RAGE-CAGE-A-THON concludes with this EXTREMELY controversial episode! We knew it would happen, get Ben, Jacob, and Dusty together in a room together and make them watch a christian movie and this is just what happens! We hope it entertains you but be warned, this episode is explicit as they come and NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!! Proceed at your own risk and join us, we've been LEFT BEHIND!!!
Wow guys, just wow.... The guys enter the third week of their Rage Cage-A-Thon with this outrageous Horror/Comedy(?). Lets just say nothing will prepare you for the mindf**k that this movie will send you on. So join your hosts Ben and Jacob as they scratch their heads and marvel at what could actually be the inspiration for American Psycho........ yeah........ just watch it. Its VAMPIRES KISS!!!
The second episode of the RAGE CAGE month is here! Join Jacob and Ben as they travel to a strange island full of women, man drone slaves, and BEEEEEEEEEES NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEES!!!! Jacob remembered this movie as a confusing bore but changes his tune upon this viewing and LOVES IT, Ben remains indifferent. So put on your bear costume and punch out a few ladies, its THE WICKER MAN!!!
Friday the 13th is here again and we have yet another episode based on the never ending adventures of our good buddy Jason Voorhees! We really dissect every scene in this movie in an almost storybook fashion so be ready to have your head filled with knowledge/nonsense! We will return to the Rage Cage-A-Thon next week but for now lets take a slice out of the Big Apple, its FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 8: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN!!!