As Jacob was frothing at the mouth to continue to torture Ben and Dusty with his Resident Evil-A-Thon our dear friend Andy Gray had a different plan. He took advantage of the Patreon "Choose your own episode" option and stopped us dead in our tracks. The movie he requested is the absolute worst of the X-Men series, so much so that it has been completely ignored and retconned. Join us as we sit through this boring abortion of a super hero film and discuss why it deserves absolutely no praise. Its total crap, its X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE!!!
It has begun! Ben is quaking in his boots at the terror Jacob has proposed! A mandatory screening of every single Resident Evil film! REfund Theater has never done an entire series before, and this one is perfect. These movies are so bad Ben and Dusty are going to wish they had their memories erased just like Alice. We begin with the tame for R rated first film, a film that mainly consists of our heroes moving froom room to room while aiming their guns and whispering exposition. They will encounter bad CG creatures, bad CG zombies, and meat covered dobermans! Its the beginning of the RE-A-THON so get ready! As an added bonus we are having a donation drive that will be explained in the episode that could bring a special kind of chaos to the next few weeks. So pop in a memory card and push play, get ready for RESIDENT EVIL!!!
On this episode the guys welcome back guest Andrew Idell for him to settle a longstanding feud with an old friend on whether or not this weeks film is worthy of praise! Dusty, Jacob, and Ben are watching this gem for the first time since the nineties and all have positive memories of this face swapping yarn but quickly turn after a fresh watch. A film so ridiculous that Andrew says it should be retitled "Doves N Jesus". So get ready to suck our tongues after we gently rub our hands down your face because Refund Theater is taking its FACE/OFF!!!
After slogging through the dregs of a month of video game adaptations Jacob, Ben, and Dusty decided to go for a walk through the swamp and were pleasantly surprised! Not only did this movie deliver as a pretty solid early 80s action movie, it was also pretty funny as well! So get ready to head to the bayou with our guys as they yak about Wes Cravens SWAMP THING!!!
For the fourth and final episode of our video game month we dig deep into a movie that in Jacobs opinion should not exist, but Dusty and Ben disagree! In between Jacob vomiting in the corner the guys praise every goofy aspect of this awful film. So put some trash in your (not) Mr. Fusion, put your dragon medallions together, and get brushed up on your General Hospital and Who's the Boss references because you're going to listen to Bens revenge on Jacob for making him watch Jack and Jill. Its DOUBLE DRAGON!!!
Week Three of Video Game Month finds the boys waxing nostalgic over the good old days when Street Fighter movies were enjoyable and had at least ONE Van Damme in them, as they put themselves through the ringer with this un-asked-for reboot starring Smallville's Squishface McCrier and Chris Klein as well as a cameo from some guy from the Black Eyed Peas. So grab a drink, sit back, and ask yourself "Isn't anyone going to help that man over there??!"
Week two of video game month is here! Sadly we had to watch this pile of swamp dung pulled from hells sewer and shoved into our eyes and ears. We have never seen such a drop from one movie to the next, this movie is BAD! So please bear with us as we attempt to maintain our sanity for long enough to discuss MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION!!!
Well here we are at the beginning of a listener funded month long spree of video game movies! And of course we cant kick off such a series without honoring the one that started it all, and it was pretty much all downhill from there! So strap on your jumpy boot things and grab your plumbing tools, were going down to the sewer with the SUPER MARIO BROS.!!!
Jacob takes Ben on a stroll down memory lane for the fourth film in a franchise he holds very dear to his heart. A twisted tale of revenge by a fish who was wronged by a family of human do gooders and vows to kill any of them as soon as they go into the ocean. This movie is ridiculous and everybody knows it but we dig deeper into it than anyone else ever has. Discover its deep story roots in the voodoo side plot that was for some reason cut from the movie, also discover some tragic news about one of the films stars. And as a special bonus Jacob gets his friend and fellow Jaws fanatic Adam Rupert Fisher (FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES, ORBS, ALL HUMAN) on the line to discuss his feelings on this cinematic failure. Its all here this week on Refund Theater! Join us for JAWS THE REVENGE!!!
Awesome-O-3000 is at it again with this Adam Sandler farce that Ben has dubbed "The worst movie we have ever done and the cause for aids"! Join us as we discuss this movies origins as a cover for the famed Al Pacino sex ring! Whats better is that Jacob laughed more times than Ben was comfortable with causing Ben to take him to movie court. You'll be seeing double with JACK AND JILL!!!